Destructive Apathy is written by Dartboard---the alter ego of a 20 something suffering from a quarter life crisis. He writes best when he's drinking black coffee used to nurse a hangover.

Sometimes he lets his drinkin' buddies write on here too.

He usually posts on Tuesday mornings.

If you love him or hate him you can drop a line here: dartboardjones@gmail.com

Interview with Shauna from ShaunaTheBlonde

1. Your name and age:
I'm 24 years old and from here on out you can call me Dartboard Jones. If you haven't figured out yet, I let me alter egos write on here and it's often with generous hyperbole.

2. The place you were conceived and if that is mostly unknown, than your hometown with a few details about it:
I think it was in the back of a Nissan Stanza station wagon with Al Green playing on Cassette Tape.

3. I noticed that your first blog entry is written on a plane. What made you decided to start writing & why then? The first blog entry of THIS blog was written on a plane. I've been writing for several years but I launched Destructive Apathy in a very deliberate fashion. All of you assholes are going to buy a book from me someday.

4. Those stick figures are awesome. How do you create them or is this a trade secret??
I'll tell you the secret. I bought a bamboo pad. It does the work for me.

5. What was the last porn you watched & how did you view it? Video, internet, or other?
It was one of those where the guy shows up with a pizza and the cheerleader accidentally drops her towel. Except my internet cut out and all I got was the awkward dialogue before the sex. That's what my whole dating life is like. The awkward porno dialogue and no sex.

6. You're single and bored with it all. Why?
Well the last time I had an official girlfriend it ended with her locking me out on her 3rd story balcony and demanding I jump to my death after I dumped her. I don't care what anyone says. That's love.

7. Money's not an issue and you have no obligations. What would you rather be doing?
Not talking to you fucking people. I'd be sitting on my ass drinking colt 45 from the can and playing Final Fantasy III on Super Nintendo.

8. Do aliens exist?
Do you ever go to Wal-Mart?

9. What is the craziest thing that you would like to do but are unsure that you will do?
Play a rock show on top of a skyscraper in the middle of a lightning storm.

10. Seattle. What's your opinion?
I hear they have shitty coffee, a lot of rain, and the a giant phallus symbol in the skyline. I've never been.

 

Other contributors:

Bruce Rampage